Bloody theatre is filled with FM957 people (audience awards for the worst radio station in the country)(incidentally, also the most popular one). Lord have mercy. I wasn't told this was gonna happen when I signed up for this job.
Thank God it's only once a year. I don't like intruders. Especially intruders with a deep tan (in January. In Iceland.), stripes in their hair and uh, whatever these kids are wearing these days...